Well, your media collection looks shiny and costly How much did you pay for your laboratory testing And how much did you pay for your conference admission Is it you or your mom who needs the paleo prescription? Now Vibrams for running and trails with clean dirt And freezers for organs that you haven't even heard of And how much did you pay for your Crossfit subscription That proves that you care That you're living like a cave man? How do you afford your paleo lifestyle? How do you afford your paleo lifestyle? How do you afford your paleo lifestyle? Parody of Rock'n'Roll Lifestyle by Cake Illustration from http://animals.m1.timduru.org/dirlist/pig/
Do-it-yourself health. Low-carb, mostly evolutionary.