Sunday, August 12, 2012

Truth in Advertising: Breakfast

Want to be like cardiobunny Mom and bounce around like it's 1989? Have some healthy whole grain waffles. Gotta carb up so you can work out, and you gotta work out so you can burn off those carbs! Since all those lovely whole grains and complex carbohydrates break down into sugar, the kids will soon be bouncing off the walls, too.

Want to relax and act like a normal person? Eat some sausage instead.

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