Complaining that Fast Foods Joints Don't Serve Health Food...

...is like complaining that there's no sign that reads "Employees Must Wash Hands" in the bathroom of a house of prostitution.

(See Reno 911!, season 1, episode 3)

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Anonymous said…

ROFL!!

June 14, 2013

daveizmir said…

or a smoking section in a restaurant is like a pissing section in a pool

June 14, 2013

Lori Miller said…

I was very allergic to cigarette smoke when I was a kid, and I still don't want to smell like an ash tray. I was very happy when non-smoking sections came along.

June 15, 2013

Lowcarb team member said…

Well done Lori

All the best Jan

June 15, 2013

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