Paleo Lifestyle

Well, your media collection looks shiny and costly
How much did you pay for your laboratory testing
And how much did you pay for your conference admission
Is it you or your mom who needs the paleo prescription?

Now Vibrams for running and trails with clean dirt
And freezers for organs that you haven't even heard of
And how much did you pay for your Crossfit subscription
That proves that you care
That you're living like a cave man?

How do you afford your paleo lifestyle?
How do you afford your paleo lifestyle?
How do you afford your paleo lifestyle?

Parody of Rock'n'Roll Lifestyle by Cake
Illustration from http://animals.m1.timduru.org/dirlist/pig/

Comments

Exceptionally Brash said…

ha ha, hey, I can't afford paleo. It costs so much my Vibrams have only 4 fingers.

February 24, 2013

Lori Miller said…

Then you need to eat more potatoes and less meat. As you should know by now, paleo carbs don't cause high blood sugar, weight gain or acid reflux.

February 24, 2013

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