Could This Fitness Studio be Any More Confused?

Do we need any more proof that fitness trainers in a fancy studio don't necessarily know what they're talking about? Click screen shots to enlarge.

Disgusting endorphins...

and Thomas Edison invents the volcano.

Comments

Angel said…

Thomas Edison invented volcanoes! Um ... is that a good or a bad thing?

But yeah, endorphins are totally yucky! Who wants to feel good when exercising anyway?

February 16, 2014

Lori Miller said…

No pain, no gain. Bunch of muscleheads.

February 16, 2014

Lowcarb team member said…

Oh Dear !

All the best Jan

February 18, 2014

Lori Miller said…

It sounds like a non-English speaking person wrote the ad and ran it through Google translator.

February 18, 2014

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